So, Paris Hilton is off to Dubai to film the third season (my God) of her show My New BFF. BFF being her Best Friend Forever. I don't think that's really anything that anyone who "wins" the show can hope to actually attain, as this is (somehow) Season Three and never heard of the BFFs from Seasons One or Two. And really, how many BFFs is one supposed to have? I thought the point of a "best friend" was just that - they were "the best". If you have more than one, they can't ALL be the best, can they? Maybe her show should be alled My Latest PGFF (Pretty Good Friend Forever). Or The MFFN (The Mediocre Friend For Now). Probably the most appropriate name for her show would be "Who Are You Again?"
But perhaps her filming her newest season in Dubai will help her get her mind off of her latest failed romance, that which was once with a Doug Reinhardt.

I have no idea why they broke up. I can't imagine what the basis of the relationship was in the first place in order for there to be something to break up FROM. But if I had to speculate wildly (or even if I didn't have to), I'd guess it had something to do with the pose that he was always striking whenever they were photographed in public together.


He's always standing in some sort of pose, as if he is just waiting for paparazzi to jump out of the bushes and start snapping pictures of the oh-so-fascinating man who never flinches when walking next to Paris Hilton.

I'm also fairly convinced that his arms are allergic to the sides of his body, as they're never touching it.


I think in the picture below he's hoping that people think he's Ben Affleck.

I think it's weird. He's the same in EVERY picture!

Which makes me wonder at all as to why they broke up. It seems that he is quite possibly just as vacuous as she is.


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